Stein Any Stein Lyrics

Oy veh, in bed again just can't find me, a good Jew No doctors, no lawyers, not even, an intern or two. The WASPS and the Catholics, They're not that bad. But I can't bring them home to dad. All these jocks and the blue bloods they got money, they got looks. But give me a nuerotic, with bad hair and a nose that hooks. But the reason why I can't, find Jewish boys Is that they will only sleep with goys. And I look and I try but I just can't find Stein, any Stein. Not I'm not getting it 'cause I look semitic Stein, any Stein. All the Jewish guys think Helen Hunt is a prize Stein, any Stein. I was so lonely I was at the end of wits. So I had my nosed smashed into a thousands bits. Yes, I had a nose job Like Goldie Hawn, And all my problems are gone! And the guys are all hooked and my schedule's booked with Stein, after Stein. Gonna get me a Mr. 'cause I look like a shiksa Stein, after Stein. I am not a fool, by kids are going to Hebrew school Stein, after Stein. Stein, after Stein.