Start As You Mean To Go On Lyrics

I left school and hit the high street
Had my youth in six weeks flat
Top shelf dust and Glastonbury
Learnt to be a secretary

If I can't have it, nobody can
You follow the instructions, it's all part of the plan
When you start as you mean to go on

Lets get married, lets have children
Split up when we're twenty two
Cut our losses, screw our bosses
Get out while we're still young.

If I can't have it, nobody can
You follow the instructions, it's all part of the plan
When you start as you mean to go on

Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
Doo doo doo

Paradise often falls apart

Home improvements for amusment
Smash this place to smithereens
Don't forget to pay the premiums
Go abroad, dont leave the gas on

If I can't have it nobody can
You follow the instructions, it's all part of the plan
When you start as you mean to go on

When you start as you mean to go on.