Stamp Song Lyrics

My friends can't lick a stamp.
Not one can lick a stamp.

They don't
Have
Tongues
It
Seems.
'Cause not one of them has written to me

Jen can't lick a stamp.
Laura can't lick a stamp.
Tanya can't lick a stamp.
Can't lick a stamp.

I-i-i write to them almost every week
And I-i-i send them lots of lee-u-treez.
If you were in my position
What would you do?
My friends can't lick a stamp
To save their li-i-i-ives.