Special Interest Lyrics

Got a special interest, you're my special interestGot a special interest, got a special interest in youI hear you've got some pending legislationRegarding your romantic situationAnd I just want to make my position quite clearYou've got a constituent hereAnd you'll find before you take one more stepMy hobby is to lobby on your doorstepAnd that big sack of mail and the telegrams tooI'll give you one guess just who sent them to youI've been invested with a sacred missionTo make sure that you make the right decisionThough you may wonder now, in the long run you'll seeA valuable ally in meAnd if by some misguided sense of dutyYou go with someone else instead of choose meWhen they've all let you down, and you're looking for helpYou'll find that I've swung my support somewhere elseNo one has to know, when pressures are brought to bearYou can pretend that it was all your ideaAnd you did it of your own free willYes you did it of your own free will