Birthday, Bitch! lyrics
Soundtrack: Bare: A Pop Opera
EVERYONE
Yeah!
NADIA
Clear a path
LUCAS
Wheres the beer?
MATT
Whats everybody doing here?
GUY & GIRL
Excuse us!
MATT
Whats going on?
ZACH
Dude, Im already gone
GIRL
Snooze you lose
LUCAS
What this party needs is booze!
NADIA
Oh look a card for us to sign
MATT
Thats mine
NADIA
Sharing is caring
GIRL
Partys great
MATT
No keg
LUCAS
Too late
NADIA
We'll handle this...been preparing!
NADIA & GIRLS
Happy birthday Ivy, youre pretty as a girl can be
NADIA
The boys have gonorrhea, now they burn for you each time they pee
PETER
Thats pretty Nadia
KYRA
She'll love that
TANYA
Really talks!
GUY
Zach
GUY
Towels
NADIA
I wrote a song!
MATT
Thanks, but no thanks
NADIA
Sing out strong
RORY
Mary Jane made some brownies, they're dope! Dig in!
MATT
Look I don't mean to be
PETER
Cool, who made these?
GIRL
Tino
GIRL
Guys I need a cup
ZACH
I might have to crash here tonight theres no way Im going to make it home
NADIA
What the Hell, the beds still warm, cause Ivy never sleeps alone
Same receiver, different givers, throw the dog another bone!
MATT
Time to go!
LUCAS
Hell no!
MATT
Are those her...
NADIA
Panties?
KYRA
Yes indeed!
LUCAS
Guess whos horny?
GUYS & GIRLS
Yeah, agreed
NADIA
Open shop, take all you need
LUCAS
I would wear three
MATT
Look maybe Im not being clear!
PETER
They're here!
NADIA
Pipe down!
ALAN
Quiet!
NADIA
Get off of me
MATT
What is that?!
ALL
SHUT UP!
ALL
Happy birthday Ivy, youre the ugliest of all
You are the worse and most perverse to roam Cecilias hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
_____ toaster and your _________
The bread is always _______ and _______
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, bitch
Happy birthday, Ivy!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
NADIA
Stupid fucking bitch!
sorry
MATT
Happy birthday
IVY
Matt plan the party?
MATT
Well, some of it
IVY
Thank you
MATT
Shes loaded, what happened to her?
TANYA
You told me keep her busy
PETER
You dont wanna play?
JASON
No whats wrong with you?
PETER
I wish your pinata were that big
JASON
You do know those are pot brownies right?
PETER
Oops!
JASON
Wonderful!
IVY
Hey, you any good with a stick?
JASON
What have you heard?
IVY
Come help me
PETER
Yeah, well...
JASON
Gotta go, talk to you later
PETER
Asshole
IVY
Is he ok?
JASON
He's just fucked up
IVY
Well that makes two of us
MATT
Dance with me
IVY
Ok...next song
MATT
Ok
IVY
Matt, I said next song - I'll find you
MATT
You might not
Well you know, I was thinking maybe later
IVY
Matt, I'm talking to later (referring to Jason)
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Back to the Bare: A Pop Opera SoundtrackYeah!
NADIA
Clear a path
LUCAS
Wheres the beer?
MATT
Whats everybody doing here?
GUY & GIRL
Excuse us!
MATT
Whats going on?
ZACH
Dude, Im already gone
GIRL
Snooze you lose
LUCAS
What this party needs is booze!
NADIA
Oh look a card for us to sign
MATT
Thats mine
NADIA
Sharing is caring
GIRL
Partys great
MATT
No keg
LUCAS
Too late
NADIA
We'll handle this...been preparing!
NADIA & GIRLS
Happy birthday Ivy, youre pretty as a girl can be
NADIA
The boys have gonorrhea, now they burn for you each time they pee
PETER
Thats pretty Nadia
KYRA
She'll love that
TANYA
Really talks!
GUY
Zach
GUY
Towels
NADIA
I wrote a song!
MATT
Thanks, but no thanks
NADIA
Sing out strong
RORY
Mary Jane made some brownies, they're dope! Dig in!
MATT
Look I don't mean to be
PETER
Cool, who made these?
GIRL
Tino
GIRL
Guys I need a cup
ZACH
I might have to crash here tonight theres no way Im going to make it home
NADIA
What the Hell, the beds still warm, cause Ivy never sleeps alone
Same receiver, different givers, throw the dog another bone!
MATT
Time to go!
LUCAS
Hell no!
MATT
Are those her...
NADIA
Panties?
KYRA
Yes indeed!
LUCAS
Guess whos horny?
GUYS & GIRLS
Yeah, agreed
NADIA
Open shop, take all you need
LUCAS
I would wear three
MATT
Look maybe Im not being clear!
PETER
They're here!
NADIA
Pipe down!
ALAN
Quiet!
NADIA
Get off of me
MATT
What is that?!
ALL
SHUT UP!
ALL
Happy birthday Ivy, youre the ugliest of all
You are the worse and most perverse to roam Cecilias hallowed halls
Your mother was a hooker and your father was a dick
_____ toaster and your _________
The bread is always _______ and _______
Happy birthday, bitch!
Happy birthday, bitch
Happy birthday, Ivy!
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
NADIA
Stupid fucking bitch!
sorry
MATT
Happy birthday
IVY
Matt plan the party?
MATT
Well, some of it
IVY
Thank you
MATT
Shes loaded, what happened to her?
TANYA
You told me keep her busy
PETER
You dont wanna play?
JASON
No whats wrong with you?
PETER
I wish your pinata were that big
JASON
You do know those are pot brownies right?
PETER
Oops!
JASON
Wonderful!
IVY
Hey, you any good with a stick?
JASON
What have you heard?
IVY
Come help me
PETER
Yeah, well...
JASON
Gotta go, talk to you later
PETER
Asshole
IVY
Is he ok?
JASON
He's just fucked up
IVY
Well that makes two of us
MATT
Dance with me
IVY
Ok...next song
MATT
Ok
IVY
Matt, I said next song - I'll find you
MATT
You might not
Well you know, I was thinking maybe later
IVY
Matt, I'm talking to later (referring to Jason)
Can you fill in some blanks? Even with a guess?
Please e-mail the site, we'll edit as soon as possible...