Song of the Cebu Lyrics

And now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry,
the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Larry the Cucumber presents,
In a sequential image, stereo-phonic,
Multi-media event:
The Song Of The Cebu!

Cebu! This is a song about a boy,
A song about a little boy and his cebus,
A song about a little boy and his three cebus!
The little boy who had a sick cebu,
A sad cebu,
And a mute cebu,
And also a hippo


Umm, umm, this is me at the airport,
This is my aunt Ruth
This is me in a bull fight
This is me fighting the bull
(Ooh!)
This is me and the bull
(Aah!)
This is me, the bull, and, i think that's the bull's cousin
He's a cebu.

Hold it! You call this a multi-media event?
This is a slide projector and, and a bed sheet!
And what on Earth is a cebu anyway?

It's kinda like a cow, see?

Yes, well very good
This could be interesting
Carry on.

Cebu! Sing it with me!
Cebu! (cebu)

Boy is riding with cebu
(Boy is riding with cebu)
Into town in his canoe
(Into town in his canoe)

Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo moo-moo

(Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo moo-moo)

Hippo chewing on bamboo
(Hippo chewing on bamboo)
Can't see boy and three cebu
(Can't see boy and three cebu)

Sad cebu is rowing and crying
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo moo-moo

(Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo moo-moo)

Cebu! (Cebu!)
Cebu! (Cebu!)
Achoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo
Ahcoo-moo-moo
Achoo-moo-moo
Boo-hoo-moo-moo cebu!

Hippo seen by mute cebu
(Hippo seen by mute cebu)
Tries to tell the other two
(Tries to tell the other two)

Mute cebu is waving, and grunting
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm-mm-mmm

(Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm
Mm-mmm-mm-mmm)

Uh-oh

Wait! What happens next?
(Umm...)
Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the eminent danger
to the other passengers?
Is the boy injured?
Why is the sad cebu so sad?
Is the canoe wood? Or aluminum?

Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot about
that one. There's me and that bull again.

You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite
disappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.

Oh look a cebu!
(Cebu!)
Oh wait, thats a water buffalo

No more song about cebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye-bye-moo-moo
Bye-bye-moo-moo
Bye-bye-moo-moo
Bye-bye-moo-moo moo-moo

I want my money back.
Yeah, that'd be good.