Softy Pillow Man Lyrics

A bitch
A bitch

Well there's one on every team and part of every crew
It's a softy pillow man ass, is that you?
Wow, rolling in a blue dune buggy
Mr. Pink Pussy Hole, softer than a Snuggie
His face cuter than a baby orangutan's
He sits and he cries out his big round eyes
He blows his back out every time he sneeze
He shivers and freeze though it's ninety-five degrees
He does nothing but lose, watching Blue's Clues
Certified bitch boy filling his shoes
Easily he bruise, lullaby's in his headphones
He whimpers and moans and got styrofoam bones
Never leaves home but adventures to the kitchen
And then starts flinchin' when Mom starts bitchin'
Itchin' for an ass kickin' or something badder
No harder than Grandma's sweater, softy pillow man ass

Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch

This motherfucker thirty-seven and still bed wettin'
Softer than a fat bitch neden, the pillow man
Altogether, he weighs about a kilogram
He knits quilts and afghans, soft felt hands
All that shows is a pussy on his CAT scan
A skinny-ass blubber man, damn
He couldn't stretch a rubber band, he's nothing fly
Got his ass kicked by a butterfly
His bifocals thick and got windshield wipers
His ass needs three-ply diapers, listen in
To the cryin', his wet cheeks glistenin'
And a crib is what he's simpin' in
Slapped face on both sides, he's scared of pets
At six had a beard, as weird as it gets
Still breastfeeds, fuck coffee, damn
Back up off me, softy the pillow man

Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch

Got two fat lips and sprung his own hip (How?)
Trying to suck his own dick! (What?) That's what I heard
Absurd, a big fan of Big Bird
And SpongeBob, but terrified of Squidward
A big nerd, beat down by a church boy
Who called him lurch and took all his nerd toys
His grandma got 'em back, though, matter of fact, yo
That still goes back and forth
And a fine-ass college girl across the street
Caught him in her bushes beatin' his meat
And as he skeeted, he said that he loved her
His ass softer than a duvet cover
His brothers, he hoed 'em, just like his friends
Where his back ends, a bitch's ass begins
Ain't nothin' pretend as far as where he stand
A certified-ass bitch, softy the pillow man

Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch
Softy, softy, softy, (Bitches) softy pillow man ass
Softy, softy, bitch, certainly a bitch

A bitch
A bitch
A bitch
A bitch