Smelly Crack Lyrics

You see in the Smelly Crack, boi,

You better watch your back.

'Cause around here we don't mess around!

On the Smelly crack we fear no one.

Gets so crusty but we have our fun.

Try no trouble or to hurt no one.

Not respectin' gonna meet action.

Show me the way...

People acting like we don't exist.

Botchin' numbers with your scientist.

Teacher tellin' us that we're dismissed,

Step onto our turf and you'll find a fist.

(Refrain)

We be here a thousand years,

No intrusion and no fear.

Never wiping, simple fact,

Life gets dirty in the Smelly Crack.

Did you say what's that smell?

I think I cracked my crusty shell.

My funk mostly hardens up like gel,

But this pile is too fresh., can't you tell?

Walking around here

You better watch your step.

Being trapped you might regret.

You go somewhere else people get upset...

Clean the bottom of your shoes

Well it's easy to forget.

(Refrain x2)

They say here there's nothing to do

Well I tell you that it's just not true.

Roll up some dookie along with your crew

And cook up a good stink, sound good to you?

It's not we don't like your face

People never ever, ever leave this place

And unless your ready to get down and stank

We gonna drop your ass in the septic tank, boi!

(Refrain x2)

I don't care what you think

The Smelly Crack is where I'm from

And I love it.

They say that place stinks

But it smells like home to me, baby.

You smell that?

That's some funky shit!

(Refrain x2)

Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack.

Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack.

Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack.

Getting dirty in the Smelly Crack...

(Repeat out)