Six Month Out Of Every Year Lyrics

[MEG] When we met in nineteen thirty-eight, it was November When I said that I would be his mate, it was December I reasoned he would be the greatest husband that a girl had ever found That's what I reasoned That's what I reasoned Then April rolled around [JOE] Strike three, ball four, walk a run'll tie the score Yer blind, Ump, Yer blind, Ump, Ya mus' be out-a yer mind, Ump! [MEG] Six months out of every year I might as well be made of stone Six months out of every year when I'm with him I'm alone [JOE] He caught the corner [MEG] Six months out of every year He doesn't take me anywhere Six monthso ut of every year, when I play cards Solitaire The other six months out of every year We are hardly ever seen apart But then the Washington Senators take over my place in his heart Six months out of every year [BOYS] Strike three Ball four Walk a run'll tie the score Fly ball Double play Yankees win again today Those damn Yankees Why can't we beat 'em? He's put, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out Yer blind, Ump, Yer blind, Ump, you must be out of yer mind, Ump [GIRLS] Six months out of every year He live by the television set [BOYS] He's out, he's safe, he's out! [GIRLS] If you see that man of mine How does he look? I forget [BOYS] Le-e-ets go! [GIRLS] Six months out of every year We know there is no other dame If he isn't home by six, [BOYS] He's out, he's safe, he's out! [GIRLS] It's six to one There's a game [BOYS] Le-e-ets go! [GIRLS] Six months out of every year when we cook for them it never pays [BOYS] Aahh! [GRILS] Instead of praising our ghoulash They are appraising the plays of Willie Mays! [BOYS] He's out, he's safe, he's out! [GIRLS] Six months out of every year [BOYS] Strike three, ball four, walk a run'll tie the score [GIRLS] We might as well be wearing crepe [BOYS] Fly ball double play, Yankees win again today [GIRLS] Life is just an awful bore From which there is no escape [BOYS] Those damn Yankees Why can't we beat 'em? He's put, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out, he's safe, he's out Yer blind, Ump, Yer blind, Ump, you must be out of yer mind, Ump [GIRLS] We're dying for the mercury to drop to three below [BOYS] Yay team [GIRLS] We're crying for the happy days of icicicles and snow [BOYS] Yay team [GIRLS] We don't mind sleepin' solo, that is once a year or so [BOYS] Those damn Yankees [GIRLS] But with them it's a career [BOYS] What are ya waitn' for? April, May, June, July, August, September [GIRLS] April, May, June, July, August, September Six months out of every year [BOYS] Yer blind Ump, Yer blind Ump, you must be out of yer mind Ump [ALL] April, May, June, July, August, September April, May, June, July, August, September [MEG] Six months out of every year [JOE] Yer blind Ump, Yer blind Ump, you must be...