She Stole My Speedos Lyrics

I'm drinking beer and watching TV
Dreaming of girls in a bikini

I'm goung out for a swim
Still waiting for my phone to ring
Damn if that woman won't come back to me

She stole my speedos
The ones with the white stripes
Now the anger in me will rise again
She stole my speedos
They meant so much to me
'Cause my speedos are everything I'll ever need

Plenty of time to the olymphics
Like Phelps, I'm counting on my juice mix

I'm going out for a swim
Still waiting for my phone to ring
Damn if that woman won't come back to me

She stole my speedos
The ones with the white strips
Now the anger in me will rise again
She stole my speedos
They meant so much to me
'Cause my speedos are everything I'll ever need

'Cause there's no speedos for me to find...