Shave Your Ballsack Lyrics

Big ones, small ones, flat and flappy
So many ballsacks for me to grabby
They come in all colors, sizes and shapes
Some like pears and some like grapes
Long and tall, round and wide
Loose and tight and after one side
There's ballsacks of all different kind
There's only one type I don't like

Hairy ballsacks are my one …
Hairy ballsacks make me dry eave
Shaving's the key, to be a ball hair free
So please shave your ballsack, shave your ballsack for me

You can do it in the gym, while you're in the steam
You can do it in the shower, with your favorite shaving cream
You can do it with the clippers, you can do it with the razor
If you want it gone forever, you can do it with the laser
You can shave your ballsack anywhere, I don't care, if the people stare
Cause the most important thing for me
Is all your ballsacks hair free

Shave your ballsacks but don't you just one
Shave your ballsacks, it's doodles and fun
Smooth and silky is the way to be
So please shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me
Or I'll do it for you
shave your ballsacks, shave your ballsacks for me.