Seriously, Sirius Lyrics

Seriously, Sirius
Why couldn't you kill Harry?
Seriously, Sirius
We heard you're really scary

We heard you escaped from Azkaban
Heading for the school
Heard you were after Harry Potter
We thought you'd kill that fool

Seriously, Sirius
Why couldn't you kill Harry?
Seriously, Sirius
We would all be merry

You somehow broke into Hogwarts twice
Ripped into Gryffindor Tower
But you mistook Harry Potter for his bitch, Ron
And the loser escaped your power

Seriously, Sirius
Why couldn't you kill Harry?
Seriously, Sirius
We thought you were pretty scary

The dementors had you all tied down
But you escaped again
How can a guy as awesome as that
Not manage to finish him then?

Seriously, Sirius
Why couldn't you kill Harry?
Seriously, Sirius
Maybe you're not that scary

It seems like you are gone for good
Mass-murderer Sirius Black
But stupid Harry's still around
And we wouldn't mind if you came back

Seriously, Sirius
Why couldn't you kill Harry?
Seriously, Sirius
We wish you were more scary