Screw The Okampa! (I Wanna Go Home) Lyrics

we were in the badlands one day
chasing b'elanna and chakotay
we were wizzed then to the delta quadrant
fuck, that's far away

i wanna go home, please let me go home
i say 'screw the ocampa, i wanna go home.'

the caretaker had an array
that could get us home safe
but janeway, that ignorant slut
she blew it away

i wanna go home, please let me go home
drop me off at a worm hole, i wanna go home

so now i'm stuck here for years
in the delta quadrant, i fear
with the kazon and hirogen and a brother with pointy ears

i wanna go home, please let me go home
talaxian chicks are ugly, i wanna go home

so hoist up the aft nacelles
see how the warp core burns
tell janeway to go to hell
i wanna go home

i wanna go home, please let me go home
i say 'fuck the ocampa, i wanna go home.'