Reelin' And Rockin' # 1 Lyrics

One two three four..
The frogs!
On your radio tonight.. and forever!

Looked at my watch it was quarter to one,
oooh uhhh I cummed

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two,
I said what did you use for lubricant baby? super glue?

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three,
well god-damnit bitch I gotta take a pee!

Looked at my watch and it was six to four,
twenty-five or terrycat... chicago!

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five,
I said I don't know what you've got down there bitch but I'm being eaten alive!

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to six,
She said oooo that smells like bratwurst, I said well yours smells like tuna fish!

Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight...
seven... whoops

Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten,
uuuhhh here I come again!

Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven,
fully extended... twelve

Looked at my watch and it thirteen o'clock,
me and god just watching scotty's cock rock!

Looked at my watch and it said fourteen!
that's jailbait baby!