Put Your Finger In The Dike, Stop The Leak Lyrics

Whatever you like
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you want

oooh put your finger in the dike
Stop the leak
Squeeky Connie Kim John
Your tea cup is full of water
I ought to tell your mother on you
You weren't supposed to be seen with older men
Younger ones are alright

Crystal Pete Patty
Had a handjob with Annie
Oh her fanny
Boys twisted up and greased like,
Behind the boys there stood the older man
Control the flow of the dike

Eventually
Tonight,
The leak stopped
Alright

Ohhh tonight
Silly granny Billy boy
He...
Decided
To... Try to plug the bottom of the ocean with his thumb
That didn't work it was to small
So he tried his... rump
That seemed to do the trick