Put My Dick On It Lyrics

"I'm getting all wet," she told me in the rain
I hear it all the time, and yet I can't complain
Let me take your coat, don't wanna drip on it
"No thank you cause you're gonna put your dick on it"

I see a lemon muffin
I put my dick on it
I see a coffee cup and
I put my dick on it
I see a big butt and
I put my dick on it
First I ask permission then I put my dick on it

I see a white car
I put my dick on it
I see a red car
I put my dick on it
I see any car
I put my dick on it
I like transportation, so I put my dick on it


In the hood, a cop pulls up beside me
Officer just can't stop eyeing me
He says, "Wise up, you better get a grip on it.
I know what you're into."

Damn cop car I wanna put my dick on it
Please drive away I wanna put my dick on it
Find a real crime before I put my dick on it
I think I'm ice cold gonna put my dick on it

It's like ice cream, I wanna put my dick on it
Cold and clean, yeah, I wanna put my dick on it
Gimme just a second let me put my dick on it
Get a piece of tape and stick a damn ticket on it