Put A Santa Hat On It! Lyrics

Are you havin' problems with them Christmases again? Don't you worry, buddy, I'll lend you a helping hand. Take a simple object like a burger or a cat. Then take a trip to Target and get you a Santa Hat. It's a side'a beef! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a coral reef! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime! It's a pair'a gloves! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a hairy dove! (Put a Santa hat on it!) Hey look it's festive now! To Christmas is divine! Hey, you look unconvinced. Well, stoppit. You're a joik. I gave you Christmaseseses that totally woik. I bought, like, 20 hats, so put them on the things. We'll collect dividends and live like Santa kings. It's a chunk of bark! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a salsa shark! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime! It's a fuzzy butt! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Pizza Hut! (Put a Santa hat on it!) You show me yours and I am gonna show ya mine! We are the committee and here's the key to the city! Kyle that's the best idea we've ever heard! (Thangyoo, guys.) Everything is Christmases beyond our wildest wisheses. Please put some more Santa hats on more words. (You goddit.) It's a dinosaur! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Dumbledore! (Put a Santa hat on it!) And just like magic, you got you some Christmastime! It's a tub of lard! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a Charizard! (Put a Santa hat on it!) Look at that Pokémon! Now Christmas can begine. It's a friggin' goat! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a gravy boat! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That's all you need to do to make it Christmastime! It's a pizza phone! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's an Emma Stone! (Put a Santa hat on it!) Hey, is it really? Can we, like, put ONLY a Santa Hat on it? It's a swarm of bees! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's some DVDs! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a deadly virus! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's Billy Ray Cyrus! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a baby sloth! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's the planet Hoth! (Put a Santa hat on it!) It's a pile of burps! (Put a Santa hat on it!) That doesn't really work. (Put a Santa hat on it!) Has anyone removed the clothing from that Emma Stone yet? Someone should probably get on that. Oh, hey look! It's Satna! Satna Class! Santa: "Ho-ho-ho! Put my hat on you… and things." See, that's what I told 'em.