Psychotherapy Lyrics

Oh mine eyes have seen the glory of the theories of Freud,He has taught me all the evils that my ego must avoid.Repression of the impulses resulting paranoidAs the id goes marching on.Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching onThere was a man who thought his friends to him were all superiorAnd this complex he imagined made life drearier and drearierTill his analyst assured him that he really was inferiorAs the id goes marching on.Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching onDo you drown your superego in a flood of alcohol - or something else -And go running after women till you're just about to fall.You may think you're having fun but you're not having fun at allAs the id goes marching on.Glory glory - (You're not singing, you're just clapping!)Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching onOh sad is the masochism, the vagaries of sexHave turned half the population into total nervous wrecks.But yuor analyst will cure you, long as you can pay the chequesAs the id goes marching on.Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching onIs your body plagued by aches and pains that you can't understandCompound fractures ingrown toenails, floating kidneys, trembling hands,There's a secret to your trouble: you're in love with your old manAs the id goes marching on - all together now!Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching onFreud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystifiedIt's really very simple what the psyche tries to hide:A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wideAs the id goes marching on.Glory glory psychotherapy, glory glory sexuality,Glory glory now we can be free as the id goes marching on