Preppy Dan Lyrics

Everybody's getting with their nickels and their dimes
Some are spray painting doodles, some the shittiest rhymes
There's a fine girl uptown, they all wanna run the bases with her
But when Preppy Dan summered here, he washed his face off from her

He's so sicktight, he's so sultry
And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry

Now I like my girls like the Reds did: If they're rich no worries
But socioeconomic gaps appall the sea of juries
Everybody's just trying in vain to stay inside the upscale mall
But since Preppy Dan summered here, there are no ladies left to call

He's so sicktight, he's so sultry
And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry

Now he's slept with Susie, given strep to Lucy, and there's nine dozen more
He's reserved all the protection at the Center and every drug store
Somebody read the names of upcoming shops in a spam package full of junk
So when Hot Topic sets up on Court Street we'll convert him to false punk

He's so sicktight, he's so sultry
And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry
He's so sicktight, he's so sultry
And Dan will eat your dreams like a box of poultry.