Pork Chop Express Lyrics

Take a ride on the pork chop express
Going to a town with a big fucking mess
There's an old man with eyes that can blind ya
WE GOT BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA
In the lead is my man Jack Burton
When faced with danger, he doesn't run
When he speaks he sounds like John Wayne
Drives a truck that might as well be a train

Forget everything you know
Just feel the forces of the inside flow

It's time we shake the pillars of heaven
In this town there's no 7-11
Got two girls with green eyes
Just in case one of them dies
Lo Pan's keeping women locked in cages
Until Jack comes in and rages
Like he told his last wife Alexis
IT'S ALL IN THE REFLEXES

Forget everything you know
Just feel the forces of the inside flow