Planet Schmanet, Janet Lyrics

Dr. Frank-N-Furter: How could you! Dr. Everett v. Scott: This way! This way! Riff Raff:Shut up! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: I'll tell you once I won't tell you twice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie don't taste too nice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss I've laid the seed, it should be all you need You're as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an 'E' or first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? You got a block, well take my advice You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss The Transducer will seduce ya Janet Weiss: My feet! I can't move my feet! Dr. Everett v. Scott: My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels! Brad Majors: It's as if we're glued to the spot! Dr. Frank-N-Furter: You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools! Janet Weiss: Oh, we're trapped! Dr. Frank-N-Furter:It's something you'll get used to A mental mind-fuck can be nice Dr. Everett v. Scott: You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device Brad Majors: You mean Dr. Everett v. Scott: Yes, Brad It's something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself Janet Weiss: You mean, he's gonna send us to another planet? Dr. Frank-N-Furter: Planet, schmanet, Janet! You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss You'd better wise up Build your thighs up You'd better wise up Criminologist: And then she cried out Janet Weiss: Stop!