Pilchards Lyrics

The subject of this song is pilchards
That's why it's called 'Pilchards'
Pilchards are small fish and they are pilchards,
Just like other pilchards

You see, we like pilchards
So we thought we'd write a song about them
Hence the song title 'Pilchods'
And the subject of it, PILCHARDS
I FUCK THEM IN THE NOSE
IN FLORA...