Paper Products Lyrics

wish that you would stop calling so i wouldn't have to silence my phone
and i wish you would realize ive just discovered the peace of being alone
what a wonderful use of paper we have, in my trashcan, to keep you out of my mind
because so many people i know would agree that you were never really mine

what a wonderful use for paper products
what a wonderful use for paper products

i wish that you would go away so i could keep paddling my boat
and i wish you would throw away all my sweatshirts, all my presents and coats
i wish you would realize there's more to life thn getting high and forgetting to act your age
because so many people i know would agree that you have never really changed

what a wonderful use for paper products
what a wonderful use for paper products