Ovulating Ostrich Lyrics

Well I was playing duck duck goose
with a Polynesian Turtle.
Pigeon Toad Turbulence
pinches my nipple.
If the fracker Ratchet, Hooker, and the pencil burrito,
plant the llama shingles next to the Fritos.
Tofu Necklaces make good presents
for the African Dung Beetle
married to the Pheasant.
Droppin Spam on the green train tracks
like a Safari Pickle Poodle Monkey Funky Backpack.
Go to the Shack found my donkey smokin crack,
right then and there I had a
Spanish Spitting Marmalade Attack.
I've got a posse of grasshoppers
and they tell me
that the Carrots chase the Parrots 'round the underwear tree.
And the antelope is tardy where she Tickles my Fancy.
Will someone get this Ovulating Ostrich out my pantry?
Get this Ovulating Ostrich out my pantry.
I said get this Ovulating Ostrich outta my pantry.
(OH YEAH)
Welcome to Captain Bucksnort's Goathole Revival.
Like a frog doing push-ups in the swamp mud.

(Thanks to BK for these lyrics)