Orangutan (skit) Lyrics

Jim: Jimmy, I'm gonna go grab a soda from the fridge. You want one?

Jimmy: Yeah.

(Sound of footsteps, fridge door opening)

Jim: (quietly) What the fuck... (loud) Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yeah?

Jim: There's a fuckin... a fuckin... tub of squid organs in the fridge.

Jimmy: Yeah, so?

Jim: So, why is there squid organs in the fridge?

Jimmy: It's for the orangutan.

Jim: O-orangutan?

Jimmy: Yeah, the one in the bathroom.

Jim: Why is there an orangutan in the bathroom? And why does he eat squid gut?

Jimmy: I don't know, Jim, I'm not an orangutan. Ask him.

Jim: Fucking christ...

(sound of a TV switching stations. In the background, there's a brief sound effect of some fifties music, then it finally switches to the next track)