Ones Early Teens Lyrics

Oh my wonder what I'm gonna find
In the bed side cabinet tucked away inside
An Old hag nothing ever excited
Can't have a marriage and sex life
So everyone's dad owns a porno mag and that's no lie

And all that acne well it left emotional scares
And girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
Mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
Negative outlook and fake id's
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
What joys what horrors
Ones early teens

Half men half boys are ganged to a narrow line
We like to start fights and convince our self we speak our minds
You fat slag born out of incest
Haha laughing at your expense
The consequence on our head was your suicide

And all that acne well it left emotional scares
And girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
Mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
Negative outlook and fake id's
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
What joys what horrors
Ones early teens

That bouncer standing at the exits
Why is he staring cynically?
Can't hesitate can't take rejection
These days boredom comes with tradability

And all that acne well it left emotional scares
And girls were pretty and they kept on breaking my heart
Mummy and daddy took their toll by playing their part
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
Negative outlook and fake id's
The Bees, the birds
The birds and the bees
What joys what horrors
Ones early teens