'Ole Pretty Bitch Lyrics

You see there's this girl. I thought I loved her.
She'd lay by my side, and I thought I adored her
You see the thing about trust is its hard to gain back
And this ‘ole pretty bitch ain't never gonna win it back

She used to say when we we're alone that I was her only
She'd lay her hand into mine with those bubbly eyes that were truly
Pools of deceit, a guitar with broken strings
This ‘ole pretty bitch has done the dirtiest of things

This old fucking dog she ate my phone
It was just sitting there but soon it will be sitting in her runs
I bet her insides are adding minutes and gaining internet fees
But she dares to stare into my eyes and say that “It wasn't me”
She dares to stare me in the eyes and say “would you trust me baby please?”

I got places to go, I got jobs to do
I got people to call, Here I tell you the truth
What I thought was a lover,
was only a sleuth

But I'll tell you what, she's in for a treat
An electrical surge somewhere deep in her teeth
So when vibrations come with my messages to hear
I bet that shaking in her orifices will feel kinda weird

This old fucking dog she ate my phone
It was just sitting there but soon it will be sitting in her runs
I bet her insides are adding minutes and gaining internet fees
But she dares to stare into my eyes and say that “It wasn't me”
She dares to stare me in the eyes and say “would you trust me baby please?”

You are nothing more than a chijuajua