Oh Good It's One Of Those "reality" Shows Lyrics

everytime i turn on the fucking television

i see someone who is paid to tell me what

i need to be happy or a success

i see families who create and solve problems

in 25 or less minutes and its no wonder

so many kids are trapped in sitcoms

trying to figure out what is wrong with their families

but these kids aren't given any answers

just standards they can't live up to

and so we wonder where peoples self esteem goes

that's right it's fucking still in chanel 7

trying to figure out

how to lose 10 pounds in 10 minutes