Oh, What a Time! Lyrics

the only man i ever loved
died two thousand years before
i could ask him to a show
and say "i really think we should go"
the costumes are supplied
i think you'll agree
i said "the leading man was good"
you said "he acted like he should,
but with a script like that
who would not succeed?"

and we go out for some drinks
you said "zach what do you think of these?"
and i said "jesus christ put those fucking things away,
i'm trying to eat"

and i walk you to your door
so we can talk for a little more
what a show, what a night, what a time
but when you lean in for that kiss
i'll say "god i don't think i can do it"