Obligatory Christmas Story Lyrics

Silly me, forgot my pill again

So easily I would forget

My head if I knew how.

I have to wear my

Name around my neck

Evacuee

Evacuee

Evacuee...style.



Oh la la lo li ta oh

Oh la la lo li ta oh



'Pretty please, with your head screwed on.'

You said, and I giggled all the way through

Assembly. I like the way you

Don't talk down to me,

I'm seventeen

I'm seventeen!

(I'll be seventeen...soon.)





And it's cold,

And it's getting on for Chriiiiiistmas!

And we must think about our families

And how

They will

Receive

The News.

Your mother prays;

My mother says she can fix me.





Ooh la la lo li ta oh,

Ooh la la lo li ta oh.



Little things, they easily appease me

When little shits try to

Trouble me and tease me over you.

I have to sing my

Guts out in the choir!

Before I'm free

Before I'm free to go.




Oh and it's cold

And you will not let me smoke your cigarettes

In case i DIE! and you are questioned

Or fired.

We try to kiss,

I think a part of me likes this.





Ooh la la lo li ta oh,

Ooh la la lo li ta oh.




Tried to be cool, but

I think a part of me loves you.