No One Knows Why Lyrics

There was five of us
It was a quiet morning
No one knows why
She jumped from the sixth floor
There was four of us
The meal was delicious
No one knows why
He drank two litres of petrol

There was three of us
The evening was nice
No one knows why
He stuck a knife in his belly
There was two of us
The night was hot
I don't know why
She hung herself in the bathroom

I'm all by myself
It's a beautiful day
But me at least
I know why I won't put a bullet in my head
I'll leave the gun in the shed
And choke on cheesecake instead

I am all by myself
It's a beautiful day
At least I won't put
A bullet in my head
Leave the gun in the shed
Choke on cheesecake instead
I was well read well fed
One day we'll all be dead