No Fat Chicks Lyrics

Hey you, over there, with that sandwich
Why don't you lose some fuckin' weight?
You could feed a starving village
With all the shit you just ate
Hey bitch with the food-stained half-shirt
Over there with your balls hangin' out
Why don't you get some clothes that fit you?
Your body isn't the kind I'd flout

You look like the fucking doughboy
You're a dirty, disgusting whore
You need to lose about fifty pounds, and
While you're at it, lose fifty more!

No fat chicks
I say fuck that shit
No fat chicks
For me
No fat chicks
You make me sick
I said, no fat chicks
For me
No fat chicks
On my dick
Said no fat chicks
For me, whooo
No fat chicks
I said fuck that shit
No fat chicks for me

Why don't you get yourself a scrub brush
And clean the fungus from all your folds
You're probably developing ulcers
From all the bacteria and mold
Glistening with sweat, long do you shower
Choking down one hot dog more
Making bio-cardial in farts you will
Bring your fat ass to the floor
No longer will you foul my eyes
Rotting in the crouch of a bee
And I'll be partying ever-so-hard
While you're back home, farting with glee!

No fat chicks
I say fuck that shit
No fat chicks
For me
No fat chicks
You make me sick
I said no fat chicks
For me - whaaaaooowww!
No fat chicks
On my dick
Said no fat chicks
For me
No fat chicks
Fuck that shit
I said no fat chicks for me