No Dogs Allowed Lyrics

No Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed in the subway today.So climb up the stairs,And be on your way,'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.If dogs were allowed then just think of this place,an army (alt: city) of dogs living here in this spaceWhining and running from dawn until darkMy head would be aching from hearing them bark.So there'sNo Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed in the subway today.So climb up the stairs,And be on your way,'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.If dogs were allowed then the people would shoutAnd tell me to order those dirty dogs outI'd have to decide who would get to sit downWould the dogs or the people ride into town.So there'sNo Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed,No Dogs allowed in the subway today.So climb up the stairs,And be on your way,'Cuz there's no dogs allowed in the subway today.If dogs were allowed then the trains would be filledWith creatures that never, no never stand still.There wouldn't be room for the people at allThe trains would be cluttered with dogs big and small.