No Chemise, Please Lyrics

I had a date for the hop last night Up to her door everything seemed right But to my surprise as I opened the door I couldn't tell the front from the back Cause she was wearin a sack dress Whew what a mess! The last time I saw her, man what a shape!! And now shes got a shape like an egg! No chemise, please, not for me, please Well you can take back the sack, leave it hangin on the rack And bring a sweater back!! When we arrived at the hop We started in doin the stroll I told her I wanted to stop But she wanted rock and roll I told her forty times and it really was a crime I was talkin to the back of her head!! No chemise, please, not for me, please Well you can take back the sack, leave it hangin on the rack And bring a sweater back!!---yeah Sure would like to find the creator Who covered up my baby in this tent He musta been a woman-hater I keep wonderin where the wiggle went So wont you change the fad, have pity on me please Put er back in her dungarees No chemise, please, not for me, please Well you can take back the sack, leave it hangin on the rack And bring a sweater back!! No chemise, please, not for me, please Well you can take back the sack, leave it hangin on the rack Bring a sweater back!!