Never Go Together Lyrics

There are lots of words in English
That go well with one another
Like Abbott and Costello
Salt and pepper, bread and butter
Mom and Dad or Mom and Mom
Or Aunt along with Uncle
Soup and sandwich, Will and Grace
Simon and Garfunkel

But other words might not as ably
Coexist in tandem
Thus care should be applied that they're not
Coalesced at random
Jumbo shrimp, computer jock
Good riddance, plastic glasses
Airline food, same difference
Synthetic natural gases

Living dead found missing
In a sanitary landfill
Pretty ugly, business ethics
Ten ounce poundcake, tiny mouthful
But of all the words in English
That should never go together
Soft rock butt head small crowd tight slacks
"Governor Schwarzneggar"