My Uncle Was Shot By Five Ballerinas Lyrics

We chill with melissa mackinnon.
She could be in Hella Fly.
She's a total cool kid.
She just got a lazy eye.

It goes in every direction.
But defski not straight.
She's the one creepin' in the boys,
comin in late.
She biffles with Debby.
They party all the time.
They be tryin' to spit,
They own rhymes.

They got a crew called.
Lazy D.
They be playas.
Tryin' to score with me.

Melissa and Debby you dont know what they go'n do.
But Melissa and Debby, they'll come afta you.
Now Melissa and Debby, they do like gangstas
But Melissa and Debby,they pretty much wankas.

We call the fine ladies.
M & D.
But it's all good, cause they chill with me.

Ya'll know Mallory.
She keeps it on the DL.
She keeps it real in school.
She sits like she fell.

Melissa and Debby you dont know what they go'n do.
But Melissa and Debby, they'll come afta you.
Now Melissa and Debby, they do like gangstas
But Melissa and Debby,they pretty much wankas.

DS Chilld.
She in a band, tryin' ta show us up, and she think she can.
But who really can, beat hella fly, no one, no one so why even try.

Hey, hey.
Have you heard of Justin Watts.
He's the new kid at school, and everybody thinks he's hot.
Well newsflash girlies, he's pretty much nasty.
And his gf dude is pretty much trashy.

But back to M & D.
I like it when they chillen with me.
Don't forget, bout them girls.
Deb looks freaky with them curls.

Melissa and Debby you dont know what they go'n do.
But Melissa and Debby, they'll come afta you.
Now Melissa and Debby, they do like gangstas
But Melissa and Debby,they pretty much wankas.


DS CHILD was giving me a weird look today.
Nawwwwhh, that's just her face.