My TV Sucks Lyrics

How many times have I seen,
The dysfunction on my TV screen.
My intrest's running around,
It's better watching television with no sound.

My TV sucks!

On the news there's nothing but gloom,
Watching repeats in a smoke-filled room.
The license issue is a farse,
The BBC are feeding off the working class.

MY TV sucks!

Shit gets glorified in the Radio Times.
How can they make these programmes,
From other peoples crimes?
All my television's shown me,
Is how monkeys fuck.
Someone tell me why my TV sucks.