My Shoulder Hurts Lyrics

(Where's my quack? I have no quack in my headphones)

My shoulder hurts
It really hurts
Ow, my shoulder hurts

Hark, Hark, My shoulder hurts
My bones rub together every time that it turns
When I was taking a snooze
It must have gotten an internal bruise
'Cause I slept on it wrong
But then I got to write a cool shoulder pain song
(Hey, Rappy, why does your shoulder hurt?)
I don't know, you frickin' jerk (west side!)

My shoulder hurts
My shoulder hurts
My shoulder really hurts, ow!
My shoulder hurts
It really hurts
My shoulder really hurts, ow!

Let's get to the point
I have an aggravated ball-and-socket joint
My rap flows are rad (cool!)
But my shoulder hurts, really bad
Now throw your hands in the motherfrickin' air (Yeah)
And wave them around like you just don't care
And keep waving them around
(Okay!) Ow...ow, ow, ow, ow

My shoulder hurts (ow)
All of our shoulders hurt (oof)
They really hurt (ow..ahhh..)
My shoulder hurts (eeehhhh)
It really hurts (aawww)
My shoulder really hurts, ow!

Jesus loves me, this I know
Because my shoulder told me so
Because my shoulder talks to me
And it said, "I need surgery"
I'm Rappy McRapperson
When it comes to rap, I'm n-n-n-n-number one
When my clothes are dirty, I use detergent
I'm the number one rapper, who's also a virgin

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 3
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 60
My shoulder hurts in a major way
That's when Ben Petty passed me the Ben Gay
Thanks buddy, it did the trick...yeah, right (Huh?)
It only worked for 5 minutes
I'm blowing up like a grenade (Why?)
'Cause I just made the best song ever made (holler at me)!

My shoulder hurts (ow)
It really hurts
My shoulder really hurts, ow!
My shoulder hurts
It really hurts
My shoulder hurts

MY SHOULDER REALLY HURTS, OWWW! (Alchav)