My Name Is Mud Lyrics

My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Juan, Elvira, or Ned.
My name is Mud
Yeah, I'll dress from head to toe in blue
And I can barely tie my shoes
I've got my pride
Most the time
But I still drink my wine
I don't know why
I guess you hate this song
That's why my name is Mud
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
If you decide to ever rewrite this song
Or call me a "spat"
Well, I'll kiss you upside the cranium with my aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud
My name is Mud
Muh-Muh-Muh-Muh-MUD.
My name is Mud