MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack (KCRW 1993 Version) Lyrics

MTV makes me wanna smoke crack Fall out the window and I'm never comin' back MTV makes me wanna get high Can't get it right, no matter how I try Everything's perky and everything's so bright Everything's so slick and everyone's uptight The pictures are nice, the colors are nice The girls are nice and everything's so nice! MTV makes me wanna smoke crack Fall out of... No wait, hold the show. Gonna bum rush this. Singing the song like that... I got to admit, I spent the last week making a video myself. Could you hit that tape? We got to do this another way. Hey Get busy MTV makes me want to smoke crack, Whoa Fly out the window and I'm never coming back MTV makes me want to get high as the moon, like a rubber balloon Everything's wonderful, everything's grand Everything's swingin' all across the land Break out the biscuits, strike up the band Play those videos, every woman and man Cause MTV, whoa, makes me wanna smoke crack Fly out the window and never coming back MTV makes me want to get high as a kite Gettin' down... play! Whoa! Aww yeah! Gettin' busy people! Workin' at the video store, making some change With a sparkle in my step and a smile on my face Condominiums rising above and it's better than love! Whoa! MTV One MTV Two! MTV makes we want to smoke crack!