Mr.sparkle (in Marge We Trust) Lyrics

Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! Ow!
Lisa: It's a videotape.
Homer: Put it in! Put it in!

Man: [heavily accented] Oh, hello, American investor. I see you
are interested in distributing Mr. Sparkle in you home
prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please -- don't
believe me. Observe this commercial.

Mr. Sparkle: [in Japanese; subtitled]
I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see that I am serious?

Mr. Sparkle: Out of my way, all of you. This is no place for loafers!
Join me or die! Can you do any less?
Women: What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of
Mr. Sparkle.
Woman #1: [In english heavily accented] Awesome power!

Bart: Bor-ring!
Homer: That didn't explain anything. All I know is that they stole
my face and used it for their stupid logo. There's no other
explanation.
Lisa: Wait, look!

Announcer: [in English]
Mr. Sparkle. A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks [a
smiling fish appears on the left half of the screen] and
Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern
[a light bulb appears on the right half of the screen. The
two logos meld to form -- Mr. Sparkle!]
Lisa: Hey! It was all a coincidence.
Bart: Yep. There's your answer, fishbulb.
Homer: Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids,
let's go home.
Bart: We are home.
Homer: That was fast.