Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer Lyrics

Bud Light Presents: Real American Heroes
(Real american heroes)
Today we salute you mr. bumper sticker writer
(Mr. bumper sticker writer)
Never has one man written so much for so many. Without you the world may never have known "You can't hug with nuclear arms."
(I need a hug now!)
And just like you, I, too, would rather be fishing, or squaredancing, or even shopping
(Ooh yea)
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. You said it brother
(You speak the truth)
So crack open an ice cold bud light oh bard of the bumper, thanks to you I know it's perfectly alright to honk if I'm horny.
(Honk honk beep honk)