Motherfucker Lyrics

I went to your house real late last night

You were tucked in the bed you little sprite

Your dad passed out in front of the TV

I swear to god dude, she came on to me



She asked me if I minded going down

Motherfucker

She pulled her robe off then we went to town

Motherfucker

She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass

Motherfucker

She asked me if I'd help you with your math

Motherfucker



She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf

You were tucked in bed you little elf

She told me that your dad can't get it up

That ashtray that you made her really sucked



She asked me if I minded going down

Motherfucker

She pulled her robe off then we went to town

Motherfucker

I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt

Motherfucker

You were tucked in bed you little runt

Motherfucker



I went to your house real late last night

You were tucked in bed you little sprite

She told me that your dad can't get it up

That ashtray that you made her really sucked



She asked me if I minded going down

Motherfucker

She pulled her panties off we went to town

Motherfucker

She said that guy's not even your real dad

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She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt

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