Lyrics to Modern Major General
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I am the very model of a modern major general,

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,

From Marathon to Waterloo and inorder categorical



I'm very well acquainted with matters mathematical,

I understand equations both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I am teeming with a lot of news,

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

(With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse)



I am very good at intrical and differential calculus,

I know the scientific names of beings animalculus

In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern major general

(In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

He is the very model of a modern major general)



I comprehend contemporary culture North American

I straighten more piratical erections than Bo Derek and,

I'm in to EST and all the rest, I've undergone analysis,

I've jumped beyond the gravitude to permanent paralysis



My muse is into music, but my credit I'll not trouble you,

From R&B to S&M, cross over C&W,

To groovin' with the Doobies in my Malibu white-souling tones

Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones

(He's older than the Beatles, but younger than the Rolling Stones)



My military knowledge for I'm plucky and adventury.

Embraces M*A*S*H and Star Wars and the 22nd century

Yes sir in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

I am the very model of a modern major general

(In short in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,

He is the very model of a modern major general)
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