Milk & Rice Lyrics

Millions of kernels of rice
(Uh)
And I mix it wit the whole milk
(Uh)
And I make a thick paste
(Uh)
And I spread it on your back
(Uh)
And it tastes like heaven
(Uh)
You don't even want it planted
(Uh)
Spit it in my face
(Uh)
Mr. Flick Noopy
(Uh)
Shake that thang

Cruisin' in my Kia Sportage
Lookin' for some ladies to score with
We've got a rice and milk shortage
Gonna pour me some porridge

Cruisin' in my Kia Sportage
Lookin' for some ladies to score with
We've got a rice and milk shortage
Gonna pour me some

I poop the rice and I sweat it
I roll the dice and I pay it
I think they're fishin' for layin'
Y'all don't want me to say it
But I will play your potatoes
And I will whisk all you haters
And I will mold all your Play-Dohs
'Cause I'm the milk 'n rice pharaoh

Milk 'n rice
Rub it all around and make it feel nice
Mashed potatoes
I'm your milky queen and you're my rice pharaoh

Cruisin' in my Kia Sportage
Lookin' for some ladies to score with
We've got a rice and milk shortage
Gonna pour me some porridge

Cruisin' in my Kia Sportage
Lookin' for some ladies to score with
We've got a rice and milk shortage
Gonna pour me some

[screaming noises]

Milk n' rice
Rub it all around and make it feel nice
Mashed potatoes
I'm your milky queen and you're my rice pharaoh