Metaphor Lyrics

I go down to the ocean
I take a walk upon your shores
I dig up a big old hairy clam
and then take out the pearl

Because it's a metaphor

I marinate your flank steak
I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
Take your little brother to the zoo
and I'll marinate your flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for fucking (x2)

I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
I'll fuck you with my dick
I'll put my magic wand inside your car
Then I'll marinate your flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for flank steak (x2)

Flank steak is delicious
wish I was eating it right now
and every time that I see one
wanna tittyfuck the flank steak

Because it's a metaphor for fucking flank steak (x2)

Love is such a mystery...