Mean Mr. Mustard Lyrics

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,

Shaves in the dark

Trying to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy some clothes.

Keeps a ten bob note up his nose,

Such a mean old man, such a mean old man.

His sister Pam works in a shop,

She never stops, she's a go getter.

Takes him out to look at the Queen,

Only place that he's ever been.

Always shouts out something obscene,

Such a dirty old man, dirty old man.