Me & The Skirts Lyrics

I tried so hard to get to you
But it never really seems to matter what I do
Stand on my head, bend over backwards too
Sometimes I talk until my face turns blue

Oh what a pity, oh what a shame
Me and the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry, oh a little bit tame
Me and the skirts always end up the same

What were you thinking when you saw the light?
Were you surprised to find a world outside?
I felt so sorry for your little head
Was it depressing to just lay in bed?

(Oh what a pity, oh what a shame
Me and the skirts always turn out the same
A little bit angry, oh a little bit tame
Me and the skirts always end up the same) x3