Masturbator And Commander Lyrics

Kyle will make you a cheeseburger out of play doh
Kyle will chop your eyeballs on the table
Kyle will melt your kidneys with a lightbulb

You'll watch a programme that was originally aired in the mid 1980's but due to popular public demand has been aired tonight

Kyle will go down on you
And your stretched anus
Tell Lee a story
And he will entertain us

Kyle will cook you a nice meal
Kyle will smash your face on the fridge
Kyle will propose to you tonight
Kyle will fuck you in the ass

You'll watch the sunset in his arms and sing a song about the taste and feel of a huge French penis

Kyle will go down on you
And your stretched anus
Tell Lee a story
And he will entertain us

Noisy truffles
On the shelf of
Kyle's sweet and sexual life (x2)

I don't know what he's afraid of
Nothing will change if he makes love

Kyle will go down on you
And your stretched anus
Tell Lee a story
And he will entertain us

Kyle will go down on you
And your stretched anus
Tell Lee a story
And he will entertain us

Fucking hell
Kyle's putting his fine ass back on the market
I am drunk, I am drunk, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee