Marsupials Can Really Fuck You Up Lyrics

Remember the kangaroo baby on Looney Tunes
Sylvester would think it was a mouse and go after it
And every time it would use its feet to kick him to the moon
I cried while all my friends went into laughter fits

I mean really
Why would you
Wish harm upon that poor cat
It's bad enough
He can't catch Tweety
And that he has to speak like that
And if you, don't agree, then at least listen up
Marsupials can really fuck you up

On Discovery Channel I saw this really cool show
About Tasmanian devils and what they're all about
They're more than Taz was, spinning out of control
They could tear you apart, see yourself if you have doubt

They have teeth
Real sharp teeth
And eat dead flesh and gnarl and fight
They smell bad
And don't like sharing
I think they just come out at night
And if you don't believe me, you should just listen up
Marsupials can really fuck you up.

I.......wish........I.....had a pouch too
I,,,,,,,,,could.....be.....a kangaroo.

Unless they're
Oppossums
Yes I said it with the o
Then they are
Assassins
Once they taste blood, they just want mo
And though it seems like fiction, you should trust me, listen up
Marsupials can really fuck you up.

Yeah, marsupials can really fuck
Im serious, don't test your luck
Marsupials can really fuck you up